Behavior jokes
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
Stonk Boi: How to make all women hate you.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Trevor is a bitch.