Behavior jokes
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Aren't I badly good?
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Don't bully. Lol.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
Habit.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).