You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Dead Woman Burial
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" isn't funny, it's basically a wordy way of saying something super messed up. You think death and violence are hilarious? Newsflash: you need a serious reality check. Maybe spend less time online and more time learning some empathy, you walnut.