Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
Seagull Boss
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Alright, listen up, genius. You see, bosses are like seagulls because they show up, squawk a bunch, make a mess of things for everyone, and then leave, just like those birds do on the beach. Except instead of stealing your chips, they steal your sanity. You probably wouldn't get it, you look like you're still figuring out how to tie your shoes.