Behavior jokes
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
How to stop bullying?
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.