Behavior jokes
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
How to stop bullying?
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?