Behavior jokes
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.