💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
