Behavior jokes

What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.

Bully: Your mom hates you.

Orphan: I don't have parents ;)

My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.

How to stop bullying?

This. This is my class.

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???

"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Stop bullying orphans!

What if they tell their parents?

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

Little Jonny fucked his mum.

I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?