Behavior jokes

Bully: Your mom hates you.

Orphan: I don't have parents ;)

My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.

Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???

This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.

Stop bullying orphans!

What if they tell their parents?

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.