Behavior jokes
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?