Behavior jokes
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.