Behavior jokes
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.