Behavior jokes
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
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Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!