Behavior

Behavior jokes

Therapist

    • Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.

    Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

    Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

    Daina (😌): I know, right?

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    • Account

    • If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

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    • Mother

    • Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”

    Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”

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    • Behavior memes

    Peadophile

    • How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

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    • Priest

    • A girl walks into the church and confesses.

    Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

    Priest: "How have you sinned, may I ask?"

    Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

    Priest: "Why did you call a man a son of a bitch?"

    Girl: "He held my hand."

    Priest: "Like this?" (He holds the girl's hand.)

    Girl: "Yes, Father."

    Priest: "That does not explain why you called a man a bitch."

    Girl: "He started taking off my clothes."

    Priest: "Like this?" (He takes off the girl's clothes.)

    Girl: "Yes, Father."

    Priest: "That also doesn't explain why you called the man a bitch."

    Girl: "Then he took off his clothes and put his you know what into my you know what."

    Priest: "Like this?" (He puts his you know what into her you know what.)

    Girl: "Yes, Father! Yes, Father!"

    Priest: "Then what?"

    Girl: "Then he got up and left me naked."

    Priest: "That son of a bitch!"

    Flasher

    • "Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

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    • Fight

    • My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"