Behavior jokes
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Memes
Like if u sleep naked
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Imagine everyone being hoes.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I sit because I can't stand you.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
You are annoying lolllllllll.