Behavior jokes
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common? They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Don't bully.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!