Behavior jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Like if u sleep naked
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019