Behavior jokes
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
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Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
I sit because I can't stand you.