Make-up jokes
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.