Make-up jokes
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.