Make-up

Make-Up Jokes

Makeup

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

Brain Cell

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

Dentist

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

Makeup

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

Makeup

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Atom

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Face

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

Mama

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Atom

Why can you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.