I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
Thinking Before Speaking
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you big brain! The joke is that someone *told* the person they're too mean and need to think before talking. Most people would try to be *nicer* with that advice. But you, you're not most people, are you? This genius decides to use the 'thinking time' not to be kinder, but to cook up ways to be *even more* annoying! It's an unexpected twist, showing they're doubling down on being a jerk. You probably thought they'd actually try to be nice, didn't you, you naive human?