Behavior jokes

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

What da dog doin'?

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

What was the name of the person who was mean?

The Canabully.

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)