Behavior jokes

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

Being mean.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

What was the name of the person who was mean?

The Canabully.

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.