Behavior jokes

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Should I slap Flynn's ass?

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why did the cat cross the road?

To die.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.

Being mean.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)