Behavior jokes

Should I slap Flynn's ass?

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

What da dog doin'?

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.