Behavior jokes

Should I slap Flynn's ass?

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

Being mean.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.

One word. Creeper.