Behavior jokes
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.