Behavior jokes
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
I'm autistic.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.
When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."
The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"No, I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"Excuse me, but where are your manners?"
"Round the corner picking up shit."