Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man better than another heterosexual man? experience
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician? panhandler
Brojobs is like air It's not important until you don't have any