What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? a prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to received
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? you don't get something in return if you give money to a church
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult
Why are feminists always against men? because men can piss with something that they can't piss with dicks
Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
What is italian sausage? the dick of a gay italian
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer? there is sperm on the computer screen
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole
