At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult “I know the whole truth” they will be all weird so he went home and told his mom “I know the whole truth” and she gave him 20$ and said to keep quiet. Pleased when his dad got home he said “I know the whole truth” and his dad gave him 40$ an said don’t tell mom. really pleased he met the mailman the next day and said “I know the whole truth” then the mailman got down on his knee opened his arms and said come to daddy.

Brojobs is like air It’s not important until you don’t have any

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore? guardian of the confessional booth

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision

Why are feminists jealous of men? because men don’t have to stand up to piss

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer? there is sperm on the computer screen

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

your mama so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl

Sometimes i have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell

“IM YOU FROM THE FUTURE”

My parents came back from their vacation in Florida and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie

What does BLM stand for? Bisexual Lives Matter

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar

What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you

What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman? if a man is performing anilingus on a woman it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy you fucking idiot !!!

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