Adult Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? a prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to received

What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you

Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? you don't get something in return if you give money to a church

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison

How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult

Why are feminists always against men? because men can piss with something that they can't piss with dicks

How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult

Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man

What is italian sausage? the dick of a gay italian

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it

Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches