Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
Why are feminists always against men? because men can piss with something that they can't piss with dicks
How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult
Brojobs is like air It's not important until you don't have any
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician? panhandler
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man better than another heterosexual man? experience
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
What is italian sausage? the dick of a gay italian
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman? if a man is performing anilingus on a woman it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy you fucking idiot !!!!!
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to because they were born without a penis
Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar
