Adult Jokes

Prostitution

Anonymous

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

French

Anonymous

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? because the french government was using the guillotine in public on new born baby boys for circumcision

Prostitution

Anonymous

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? a prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to received

Common

Anonymous

What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you

Priest

Anonymous

Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar

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Common

Anonymous

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous

Prostitution

Anonymous

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? you don't get something in return if you give money to a church

Prison

Anonymous

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison

Priest

Anonymous

How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth

Religion

Anonymous

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult

Feminist

Anonymous

Why are feminists always against men? because men can piss with something that they can't piss with dicks

Woman

Anonymous

How do you stop a heterosexual woman from sucking your dick? piss inside her mouth

Suck

Anonymous

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult

Anonymous

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Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man

Anonymous

What is italian sausage? the dick of a gay italian

Woman

Anonymous

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?

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Hole

Anonymous

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party

Man

Anonymous

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole

Suck

Anonymous

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it

Taste

Anonymous

Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches