Adult

Adult Jokes

Public

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

Money

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Politician

What do a politician and a minister have in common?

Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

Sodomy

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

Feminist

Why are feminists always against men?

Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.

Priest

How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.

Church

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

Circumcision

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

Money

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

Blowjob

What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?

A blowjob is anonymous.

Priest

Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?

Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.

Blowjob

Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?

Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.

Brojob

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

Brojob

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

Anilingus

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!