One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Skinny Enough to Break the Tree
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny sees a dude setting up to hang himself. Johnny, being the genius he is, messes with the stool, causing the tree to break instead. Then he roasts the dude for being too skinny to break the tree himself. I bet you're just as smart as that dude, huh?