Behavior jokes

Why am I naughty?

Because I want to be....

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

My favorite species is a cheetah because

Ima cheet-ah on the test.

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?

She keeps on running from the ball.

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”

Kid: “Whatever!”

Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”

Kid: “Doesn't matter!”

Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”

Kid: “Oh well!”

Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”

Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?