Behavior jokes

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Don't bully. Lol.

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."

The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."

A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.

When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”

Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."

Trashy pig woman: "Why?"

Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

Anal sex is for A**holes.

This page is shocking.

What's wrong with you people?

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

A guy walked into a bar.

A guy walked out of a bar.

If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."

Where is my dad?

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

I'm autistic.

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?