Behavior jokes

Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."

Trashy pig woman: "Why?"

Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

Anal sex is for A**holes.

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."

Where is my dad?

A guy walked into a bar.

A guy walked out of a bar.

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

I'm autistic.

Why did the cat cross the road?

To die.

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Should I slap Flynn's ass?

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*