Behavior jokes
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
I'm autistic.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)