Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Behavior Jokes
A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
I'm autistic.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Being mean.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
