Behavior jokes

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

What da dog doin'?

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

For absolutely no reason.

I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Should I slap Flynn's ass?

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

Why did the cat cross the road?

To die.