Behavior jokes
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What da dog doin'?
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
One word. Creeper.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.