Behavior jokes

What was the name of the person who was mean?

The Canabully.

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

Bob, why are you kicking the kids?

What, it's not like they have a home to go to.

You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.

Being mean.

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

One word. Creeper.

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

For absolutely no reason.