Behavior jokes

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.

Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

A girl walks into the church and confesses.

Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

Priest: "How have you sinned, may I ask?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call a man a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "He held my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (He holds the girl's hand.)

Girl: "Yes, Father."

Priest: "That does not explain why you called a man a bitch."

Girl: "He started taking off my clothes."

Priest: "Like this?" (He takes off the girl's clothes.)

Girl: "Yes, Father."

Priest: "That also doesn't explain why you called the man a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off his clothes and put his you know what into my you know what."

Priest: "Like this?" (He puts his you know what into her you know what.)

Girl: "Yes, Father! Yes, Father!"

Priest: "Then what?"

Girl: "Then he got up and left me naked."

Priest: "That son of a bitch!"

A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Stop bullying.

My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"

Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.