Behavior jokes

I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

What was the name of the person who was mean?

The Canabully.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

What da dog doin'?

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

For absolutely no reason.

Why did the cat cross the road?

To die.

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.