I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Two-Faced Dilemma
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about disliking two-faced folks so much you can't decide which of their phony faces deserves a smackdown first. It's funny because, well, violence is funny when it's just a joke, you snowflake.