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Feline Road Trip

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8 years ago
  • Why did the cat cross the road?

    To die.

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    Hey, listen up, you smooth-brain! The cat crossed the road to get to the other side... the afterlife! It's dark because the cat ends up dead. You probably get lost walking to the fridge, huh?

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