If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.
Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.
Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.
