Behavior jokes

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.

As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.

Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.

Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.

How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.

I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.

You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!

Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.

Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"

My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.

Hahaha :)

What did the dad say to the kid?

Nothing, he went to get the milk.

1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,

5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!