Behavior jokes
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.
Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.
Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.