If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Simp Stare
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you brainless bozo. This joke is so simple even YOU should get it. A simp is someone who's desperate for attention from someone they're crushing on, right? So, the joke is that if a simp is staring at you, it's 'cause they're checking out your mouth. Cover it up, and BAM! No more reason for them to stare. See? Not rocket science, even for you.