I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about necrophilia which is when someone gets turned on by dead bodies! The dude in the joke thought his wife was dead and was about to get busy with her corpse, but then she popped up and yelled "Boo!" I guess that's supposed to be funny because it's messed up. I bet you're the type of guy who pees his pants when someone jumps out from behind a corner.