Fox jokes
What's a furry's favorite news network? Fox!
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife? “Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
According to Michael J. Fox, rumors of a "Back to the Future" part 4 are a little shaky.
Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.
Toby Fox.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat…
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.
Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"
I said, "You."
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Michael J. Fox's wife doesn't need a vibrator; she has her husband.
The president of a company comes in to talk to his employees. He says, "As you know, sales have been way down and many of you are not meeting your quotas. We decided to SHAKE things up a bit and introduce you to our new Vice President: Michael J. Fox."
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.
Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.
Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday