What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgie Potty
Q: why was the potty sad? A: Diarrhea
what did one butt cheek say to the other together we can stop this shit
Snort poo poo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
kaka means poop so... use kaka in your jokes rather than poop is more funny KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
