Potty jokes
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Snort poo poo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
"Kaka" means poop so... use "kaka" in your jokes rather than "poop." It is more funny. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAKAK
Pee pee poo poo wall.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Poopy, farty, pee.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!