Potty jokes
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Poopy, farty, pee.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.
A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Snort poo poo.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!