So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Michael Jackson's Bed
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke ain't rocket science. The joke suggests that Michael Jackson, before his death, took someone to his bed. It plays on the public's... uh... *concerns* about his relationships with children. See? The joke implies something *naughty*. You probably still listen to CDs.