Super man jokes

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.

The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."