What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
