Super Man Jokes

Building

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

Superman

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Batman

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Emo

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."