Super man jokes

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.