What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
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What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
but it's pasture bed time.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
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A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
-Dark_Humor
guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop. person: guy: you walk into a bar. person: I'm a man guy:you meet a girl person: I'm a man guy:you and the girl go to a hotel\ person: I'm a man guy:you guys go on a bed person: I'm a man. guy:she whispers into your ear person:I'm a man
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds
When you mom says go to bed but you replied with But mom i need help because it is inside but we are outside
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitters boots.
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What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
Why did the koala go to bed?Because it was leafing
What's the difference between your mom in bed, and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
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Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
