I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Pasture Bedtime
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, buttercup. The joke is a pun. "Pasture" sounds like "past your." So, instead of saying "it's past your bedtime," which is what someone tells you when it's time to go to sleep, the joke says, "it's pasture bedtime" 'cause the joke is about a cow. And you probably need to go to bed early too, you look like you haven't slept since 1984.