Cereal First

  • Bf: Hey, what ya doing?

    Gf: Just lying in bed.

    Bf: Just lying in bed?

    Gf: And eating cereal.

    Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?

    Gf: Eat my cereal.

    Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.

    Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead! The boyfriend is trying to get all flirty, but the girlfriend is only thinking about one thing: cereal! Even if he's right there and the cereal's gone, she's just gonna grab another bowl. She is committed to that breakfast, and you're committed to being a doofus.

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  • Comments (5)

  • Uhhh mean but funny

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    That was REALLY funny. I'm already having enough stomach pains Aiden and your not helping. XD!!!

    Aww im sorry gwen

    Aiden! Hahahah!

    Mundane Tree Shrew

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