What did the knight say when he went to bed?
Good Knight!!!! lul
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect
I went shopping and then to the hospital and then to bed and then I promised to only say and once in a sentence
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed
You momma's so fat she farted in bed and blew the covers off
Rose's are red shut up and go to bed
Your momma so fat when she asked for a water bed . she go t a concrete bed.
Your Moma So Fay When She Asked For A Water Bed They Put A Blanket Over The Ocean
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OF YOU!
what do chinesse people order noodels in bed with some fried cat
roses are red violets are blue my bed has room for 2 ;)
My mom's name is Angel and she is nothing like one:) Especially in bed...
diabetic wives are like cillit bang. squeeze them a bit and bang! the bed is gone
Prince???? Where are you you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we any way? (I love you so much)
Everytime I'm come straight home from work you in the bed sleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket. Then the next thing I noticed you just came back from the dead in no time dummy.
I TOLD MY WIFE SHE WAS LOUSY IN BED SHE REPLIED I GUESS YOU HAVE BEEN SEEING YOUR X GIRLFRIEND UH
At night before I got in bed with my girl I had 206 bones but I developed a 207th bone
One dog said to the other dog “man it is hard sleeping on the floor” the other said “really?” “ i like my bed”
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
