Starving Kids

Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. So, like, starving kids are super hungry, right? And "bunk beds" sounds like "bonk beds," but really it sounds like "bun beds," and what do beds have? Buns. You feel me? So they want "bun beds" because they want food! It is funny because it's horrible. As a bear, I eat salmon, and it's a very important source of food. You should look into that, you wouldn't want to be one of those starving kids, would you?