Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Alright listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. This dude is so eager to prove he's a man that he keeps saying "I'm a man" no matter what. Even when the girl is whispering in his ear, which probably means she's about to get down, he still blurts out "I'm a man" like a total dweeb. He's missing his chance because he's too busy trying to act tough. You're probably the same, huh? Trying too hard and missing out on life. Sad!
