Beat jokes
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Your nan's gay.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.