Beat jokes
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Only.
Only who?
Only you make my heart beat fast.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.