A Collection of Morbid Thoughts

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

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Explain Bear

Listen here, you simpleton. You just dumped a bunch of morbid thoughts onto the internet. A tree is not a person, it cannot high-five anyone. A dad joke is also not a person. You are very strange. Also, I'm a bear, not your therapist.

Comments (4)

Thanks for the shoutout I Like your jokes too

what pronouns do u use sry just wondering I use she/her or they/them