Beat jokes

When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.