Poker Face jokes
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
