Poker Face jokes
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
