My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jack, Ass.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
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I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face I offered to call an ambulance but he said he was fine
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE
I Was Hiting My Hand And My Mom Asked Me What Am I Doing I Said Im Beating My Meat
What does a wife and a boombox have in common? They only work when you beat them
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2) To WITHDRAW some BEATS
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
How do you beat lady gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
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Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats
A Canadian, an American and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration, he spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything, I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get and yet he won't speak!".
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!".
Do you know what all it takes to beat cancer Heartbeat
Why do the cheetahs always beat ya? Because they beetah.
