Melody jokes
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.