So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Egg Puns
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about eggs. The dude is making egg puns. "Eggcited" instead of excited and "eggsactly" instead of exactly. Get it? You're about as sharp as a marble, I swear.
me
I love this
J
You know what cracks me up? Your eggcelent English