Beat

Beat jokes

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.

Why don't booties make good drummers?

They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.