Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person A KKKO
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
Pedophile and a priest run a race You can’t beat yourself in a race
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife? I woke up Chris breezy
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the BEATS
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
