Pulse jokes
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
Community talk
THE PLAN:
Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."
Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect o… Read more
My arm has been constantly pulsing strongly and quick for the past 3 weeks is that normal or do I have cancer?
Heres somethin that hurt i slamd my middle finger in a fire door it was spraying blood on the walls the floor it was stinging and felt like it was pulseing they got me to hospital quick. PS im in foster care