Pulse jokesAdd jokeBestNewestOrgasm6 years agoWhat does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?I don't care if she has one.Rape2 years agoWhy is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.Forehead5 years agoYour forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.Heart jokesBlood jokesPressure jokesHealth jokesSally jokesMayonnaise jokesAll categories
Rape2 years agoWhy is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
Forehead5 years agoYour forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
