Beat Jokes

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS

Why don't rappers ever gamble?

Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS

What did the rapper say to the vegetable?

"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats

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Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up. I mean honestly, what are they going to do tell there parents? 😂😂

Shat's the diffrence between depression amd a girl? XXXTentacion cant seem to beat depression.

mom, what happens if you swear at a church? well honey a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and numb chucks will beat you

Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind

In fields of gold, where sunshine beams, Monkeys swing and play, it's their dreams. Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, Picking cotton with delight.

Their little hands so quick and neat, Plucking the cotton, can't be beat. They chatter and laugh, they dance and play, In the fields all day, they'll stay.

Their tails so long, their ears so big, They're quite the sight, it's quite a gig. They're busy as can be, you see, In the fields of cotton, they're free.

So let us marvel at these little thieves, In the fields of gold, they give and receive. Their antics bring us joy and delight, In the fields of cotton, they're always right.