What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat? Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription
What's the best part about beating up an orphan? They can't tell their parents
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up. I mean honestly, what are they going to do tell there parents? 😂😂
mom, what happens if you swear at a church? well honey a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and numb chucks will beat you
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
why did aarons dad beat him...... becasue he tensed his ass
If your ever bored just beat up a orphan, what are they gonna do tell their parents
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2) To WITHDRAW some BEATS
My wife told me to hang her the salt so I beat the shit out of her. My names Kyle btw
NO ONE WILL FIGHT ME, WHO IS BRAVE AND STRING ENOUGH TO BEAT THIS BETA SIMP FEMBOY
What is one thing humans do before they eat? They beat there meat to make nuggets
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jack, Ass.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry, was bitter
What made his beats so bad His name
q:what did the sign say on the whore house a:beat it where closed
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face I offered to call an ambulance but he said he was fine
