Beat jokes
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂