How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
make like a drum and beat it
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major
What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
