Rhythm jokes
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Make like a drum and beat it!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.