How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Make like a drum and beat it!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
