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Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!

Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light put when she touched him.

I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account

Why did the football coach go too the bank? To get his quarterback!

I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account

i was in the bank one day and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says “woof”. “oh, it’s just a dog” says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says “meow”, “oh it’s just a cat” says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says “potato”

I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.

The bank said go to the river bank oh oh oh good fishy joke

A man enters the bank and says, ‘hi I’m robin, you’? The man was arrested instantly.

What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?

Johnny cash

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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I work at a bank and a old woman asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face…

What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain’t you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.

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One day an old women came into the bank and asked me to check her balance… So, i pushed her over.