Bank jokes
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
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A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
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What time eeeeeee?
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.