Bank jokes
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.