What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief? The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!” And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain't you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.
Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank!
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Hi, you guys dont know me, but i have my best interests at heart. Im a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that gwen, addison banks, watersharky, ect. are kind people! also, i kinda like watersharky...
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast? A donation team.
I was at the bank yesterday. A lady asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Roblox Brookhaven be like
ABC if you wanna be adopted ABC if you wanna be my friend ABC if you wanna be a banker ABC if you wanna rob the bank ABC if you wanna date ABC if you wanna sex
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
Why did the nut go to the bank? To cashew its check.
Why do ego's like robbing banks They get a cut
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Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback
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what do orphans get when they go to a bank alone
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