Bank jokes
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Memes
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.