Bank jokes
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.