Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief? The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!” And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
Hi, you guys dont know me, but i have my best interests at heart. Im a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that gwen, addison banks, watersharky, ect. are kind people! also, i kinda like watersharky...
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast? A donation team.
I was at the bank yesterday. A lady asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
