Declined More Than Dad's Love

This is a dark, self-deprecating joke comparing the frequency of credit card declines to the lack of love from the speaker's dad. It's funny because it's an unexpected and rather sad comparison.

• Credit Card
• Love
• Dad
• Bank
• Family
• Card

• When the card declines on child insurance.
• I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
• Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.
• I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.