What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Hey, listen up, chucklehead. This joke is like, so easy even YOU should get it. Get it? "Identical" sounds like "Itenticle" and octopuses have tentacles, so it's a play on words! And get this, an octo-purse is like an octopus's purse, but with a punny twist because "octo" sounds like "octopus"! I bet you didn't even know that the plural of octopus is octopuses. Now go back to your coloring books, dumbo.