What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid? A white octopus isn't in the K K K!

My stepdad took me to work and he told me I could climb trees. I woke up in a hospital, wait did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder

my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital