what do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip!
Cassidee
My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid? A white octopus isn't in the K K K!
My stepdad took me to work and he told me I could climb trees. I woke up in a hospital, wait did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack
JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
Kid: mom, do trees poop? Mom: Yes. that is how we get #2 pencils
What do cows use for math? A cow-collator 😏
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta-la vista!
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
Do you know how a snail has a "nail" why can't it be a nut?
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder
John F. Kenedy: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head
my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital