Blonde Bank Robbers Are Bad at Their Job, Here Is Why

Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, genius. You're probably one of those folks who still can't figure out how to work a toaster. The joke is about the stereotype of blondes being not-so-smart. They are so bad at robbing banks that they misunderstand instructions. Instead of blowing up the safe, they are blowing... well, you get it. Ha! What a loser!

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