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Blonde Bank Robbers Are Bad at Their Job, Here Is Why

Anonymous
5 years ago ยท
  • Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?

    Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

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    • Blonde
    • Safe
    • Stereotype
    • Crime
    • Guard
    • Robbery

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, genius. You're probably one of those folks who still can't figure out how to work a toaster. The joke is about the stereotype of blondes being not-so-smart. They are so bad at robbing banks that they misunderstand instructions. Instead of blowing up the safe, they are blowing... well, you get it. Ha! What a loser!

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