What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain't you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief? The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!” And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
Why did the football coach go too the bank? To get his quarterback!
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account
Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:😈🖐️ gimme gimme
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. 'Why are you early, it is not even christmas?' - ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Lets worry about you instead' says Santa. What is the problem my friend?' - I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i'll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
why don't orphans rob the bank. because they're not wanted
I work at a bank and a old woman asked me to check her balance
So I pushed her over
What's yellow and cant swim? a bus full of kids
So a lady came up to me today at the bank and she asked me to check her Balance so I pushed her over
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Why do orphans rob banks
Because they want to be wanted
Why do most orphans rob banks
Because they just want to feel wanted
Your hairline be lookin like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000
yo mama so fat when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed they thought AHH SWAT