You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that someone is losing their hair super fast, like how money disappears when you go to Las Vegas. Get it? Vegas = losing money, baldness = losing hair. You probably wouldn't know since your net worth is probably -$50,000 and you probably still have baby-fine hair.