What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
The inmates are yelling 12…12…12… in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12…12…12… so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13…13…13…
A doctor is at a bar one night and notices a young lady at the counter, he approaches her and says “Hello there miss, pardon my intrusion but I was curious to know if someone were to pay you a million dollars to sleep with them, would you?” The young lady smiles and says “That’s a lot of money, of course I would.” The doctor smiles and says “That’s interesting, but what if someone were to pay you 5 dollars to sleep with them, would you?” The young lady says “What are you joking? That’s no money at all, Of course I wouldn’t, what do you think I am?” The Doctor smiles again and says “We already established what you are, now we’re trying to establish a price.”
A man is telling his story to someone. “My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them.”
“That’s the story of how I got to the morgue.” he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Canada has free heath-care, here is a link to some Canada Facts!https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada